Being a Bum, Professionally... Part 2

So a lot of you might be wondering how I am so successful at being a bum, professionally. Here are my three simple tips:

1. Hide your blow-up mattress in the basement of a friend's house, like so:


2. Make sure you have full access to the television (with cable, of course), the internet (router left of TV) and the Wii (under TV).

3. Spread all your junk out amongst the children's toys so it's camouflaged enough no one will care what a mess you are.


Follow these tips and the host may not even catch on you're living there. You'll just be an old, creepy person living in the basement who sometimes goes to watch the kids play in the streets.

I'm officially Boo Radley.

Adventures in babysitting: Today I spotted something on Sofia's shirt. Knowing she'd been running around outside I ask: Sofia, what is on your shirt? I start trying to wipe it off. She looks at me, laughs and says one word: Boogers!